A friend sent me an email about a german zoo's troubles with some penguins that seem to want to remain gay: Zoo ditches gay penguin plan - World - www.theage.com.au
From the article:
"A German zoo has abandoned a plan to break up homosexual penguin couples after protests from gay rights groups
Zoo keepers discovered that the homosexual couples had gathered rocks that they coveted like eggs and fooled their keepers for years into thinking they were boy-and-girl duos."
Well, I thought it was hilarious!